Katie and Andrea shopping in jewelry Katie: You know what? We don't really need this...let's practice some self control and just walk away. puts the things she had in her hands back on the rack and walks off Andrea, still holding her items: But Katie...wait!...no!.....I haven't been in rehab that long! Andrea dramatically mouthing words to a song Mom: What are you doing? Andrea: I'm singing Mom: Oh...I didn't hear any sound Andrea: Sometimes I sing without sound
Anna: Like a whale on an airliner!
Anna: Like a hog in water!
Carl and Mom on the computer Andrea: What are y'all doing? Carl: Nothin' snoopy Madeline: "Mom, my name is Madeline, not Andreakatiemadeline."
Katie eating a nasty DQ burger: "I didn't know there were man-made tomatoes, but there are."
(Rebekah flicks closet light right into our eyes.) Madeline: "We need to get Bekah some night-vision goggles."
Rebekah peering into the toaster at Carl's apartment: "Oh my...did I register for a toaster?"
(On staying home alone for several days) Andrea: "I'll be bringing home the bacon!"
Madeline: "Oh yeah, I need to find that thing, but I don't know where it is."
(Katie and Madeline playing Monopoly. Katie gets a chance, "Bank pays you a dividend of 50 dollars.") Madeline: "You always get the good ones. I always get ones like 'go back three spaces."
Katie: "Did we just break the law?" Dad: "About two or three times."
Katie: "My back hurts." Mom: " Well, mine does too." Katie: "Yeah, but mine is new."
Tiger Woods on Buick commercial: "Confidence on the road is a beautiful thing..." Katie: "You're a beautiful thing."
Rebekah withdrawing money from ATM: "I love this machine!"